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| -by the Big Jew |
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Parental Advisory: Stop reading if you are young or stupid. |
(Lights up on AUNT ELLER, sitting on a stool, looking
despondent, doing nothing. CURLY enters, singing.)
CURLY: OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL -- fuck.
(LAUREY enters, followed by JUD.)
CURLY: Hey, Laurey. You want -- you want to -- fuck.
LAUREY: I --
JUD: She's going to the party with me. You'd fuckin' better back
the fuck off.
LAUREY: I --
CURLY: Listen. Look. I want -- fuck. Look.
(WILL PARKER and ADO ANNIE enter.)
WILL: I got fifty fuckin' dollars, Annie!
ANNIE: Will, I -- Wow! Fuck! Wanna go fuck?
WILL: Fuck, yeah.
(WILL and ANNIE exit.)
LAUREY: I --
CURLY: Look.
JUD: Back the fuck off, you fucking fuck.
(CURLY shoots JUD.)
LAUREY: I --
(The CHORUS sings from offstage.)
CHORUS: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A... OKLAHOMA!
CURLY: Fuck.
(Blackout.)
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