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OKLAHOMA! by David Mamet
 
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          (Lights up on AUNT ELLER, sitting on a stool, looking
          despondent, doing nothing. CURLY enters, singing.)

CURLY: OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL -- fuck.

          (LAUREY enters, followed by JUD.)

CURLY: Hey, Laurey. You want -- you want to -- fuck.
LAUREY: I --
JUD: She's going to the party with me. You'd fuckin' better back
     the fuck off.
LAUREY: I --
CURLY: Listen. Look. I want -- fuck. Look.

          (WILL PARKER and ADO ANNIE enter.)

WILL: I got fifty fuckin' dollars, Annie!
ANNIE: Will, I -- Wow! Fuck! Wanna go fuck?
WILL: Fuck, yeah.

          (WILL and ANNIE exit.)

LAUREY: I --
CURLY: Look.
JUD: Back the fuck off, you fucking fuck.

          (CURLY shoots JUD.)

LAUREY: I --

          (The CHORUS sings from offstage.)

CHORUS: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A... OKLAHOMA!
CURLY: Fuck.

          (Blackout.)



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