Which One Are You?
-by Fish

Take our quiz and find out – then post the results on your journal!

When I get to work, I think:

Another great day ahead!
I need more coffee.
Someone has a bad case of the Mondays.
Work? What's that?

People describe me as:

optimistic and kind-hearted.
cynical and tough.
friendly and obscure.
tired and hungry.

When I turn on my stereo, you will hear:

the latest top 40 singles.
Led Zeppelin.
polka.
a soft hiss of static.

My ideal job is:

engineer.
medical examiner.
porter.
cobbler.

If I could ask God one thing, it would be:

Why are we here?
What happens when we die?
Does this look infected?
Do you want fries with that?

My ideal mate:

smells like roses.
has green eyes.
would reformat my hard drive.
would have four limbs.

I'd like to build a house out of:

wood.
crystal.
ambience.
lint.

In the evenings, I enjoy:

croquet.
NBC's ads.
cheese ferret sock.
disembowelments.

My favorite kind of drink is:

turpentine.
evergreen.
radicalism.
magnetic.

Cheese ferret sock?

hypothermia.
home perm.
headhunter.
halcyon.

 

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