-by Fish

It seems like every Web site nowadays has a personality test, so that you can find out which Transformer, video game character, ninja turtle, Real World cast member, or extraterrestrial transvestite you are. Well, we here at Grumble can hardly be left behind. Did you ever wonder which Grumble staffer you are? (Yeah, okay, but pretend you did anyway.) Take this short quiz and find out.

When I wake up in the morning, I drink: motor oil bile three gallons of coffee with non-dairy creamer human blood nothing. I derive all the moisture I need from grasses and seeds. In the afternoons, I like to: play cricket draw gargoyles on a sketch pad spell "fuchsia" run in small circles until I vomit. put my belongings in a pillowcase. My religious beliefs are: Hussite Anabaptist Lubavitcher Republican United Reformed Yog-Sothothian When someone hands me twenty dollars, I: stuff it down my pants stuff it down your pants stuff it with stuffing stuff it with marshmallow fluff stuff it, punk. For my costume, I like to wear: a black suit, black cowl, and utility belt a red and blue outfit with a big "S" on the front a blue bodysuit with a "4" on it Time is CUBIC, not linear as stupid educators teach. my zipper is a cheese ferret sock. My middle name is: And AND! And Hominy Grits Pink Poland Andover My opinion of Leon is: I know Leon. I like Leon. I know Leon. I like Leon. I know Leon. I like Leon. I know Leon. I like Leon. I know Leon. I like Leon. If I were a flower, I would be: a flower. green. CHEESE FERRET SOCK I know 4 different Worlds, the ingredients existed, but I created a 4-World recipe. Leon. Drainpipe boxing porkchop fly, chain needle barbershop? Sanskrit 3 rice pudding unemployed christening