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12 Tribes of Israel (the House of David)
	The blacks are the Jews. The Native Americans are the Jews. I'm not sure who the conventionally-accepted Jews are. And Jesus is Cesare Borgia. Yes, it's all here, and all "backed up" with Biblical "evidence".

Magdalene's Online Book of Shadows
	There's more to crackpots than cracker-hating Christians! Followers of Wicca, a "neo-pagan religion based on the pre-Christian traditions" of Britain, "do not convert new members to the Craft, nor do we advertise or prosteletize," states Magdelene, a follower. So I guess this page and this one are just examples of what she doesn't do -- provided for scholarly comparison, of course.

Flouride's Effect on Your Brain
	What's worse than Goddess-loving pagans? Godless Communists! What list of conspiratorial rants would be complete without the crown prince of theories -- the malicious flouridators? Exactly. We've scoured the Net to find the most authentic flouride rant, where authenticity is measured as inversely proportional to legibility.

Nancy Luft

Drinking water alone isn't enough to undermine freedom -- look to the skies. Until I read this page, I thought the Russian military had pretty much only existed since, well, Russia. Ha! What a fool I've been. Did you know that the Russian military has been using "sputniks" for millenia to control the planet? That the Russian military controls all the weather on the earth? That "they did the faith healing for Jesus, still do faith healing today, at times"? But fear not, their powers extend beyond the miraculous: "They do those melting tricks for magicians in which a stainless steel spoon melts into two parts." (Nice to know that with the Cold War over, those Russkie generals are focusing on the important things.) Better read this page now, because any day now the Russians will catch up to Nancy: "[They] even hit things and people with lightning if they care to, like them hitting the air conditioner in the building across from where I stayed last summer and burning up that building."

Hutt River Province

Our last defense against tyranny -- orbital, fluid, or otherwise: pissed-off Aussie wheat farmers. Australia tweaked its agricultural policies to the detriment of some Western Australian farmers, who did what anyone would do in their situation: they seceded. And after seceding, they found a "law which holds that anyone assisting a defacto Prince attain his office cannot be charged with treason... anyone hindering a defacto Prince in the discharge of his Princely duties may be charged with treason." So Leonard Casley is now His Royal Highness Prince Leonard, and his subjects are safe. No, really, these guys are frighteningly serious. They even have their own stamps and coins, which must make King Theron Paul of Landreth feel like an also-ran.