If you want to say "I Do!" when we ask the question "Who Wants To Marry Fajitas?", fill out the following questionaire. This questionnaire will give Fajitas as much information about you as Mr. Multi-Millionaire had about his fiancees-to-be. And, with any luck, you and Fajitas will enjoy the same, loving, fullfilling relationship as Fox's happy couple.

Name:

Age:

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The following questions have been painstakingly arranged in most of the same categories used on "Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?". They have been designed to help you highlight your personality. Please answer the following:

Romance

What's your idea of a romantic date?

1.   Flowers, a candlelit dinner, and a moonlight walk on the beach.
   
2.   Grand Slam breakfast and a matinee of "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo".
   
3.   Flowers, a plastic milk jug full of kerosene, and three matches.
   
4.   A generous tip.
   

Money

Are you rich?

1.   Yeah, I'm loaded.
   
2.   I would be if Lucky Seven had placed.
   
3.   Who needs money when we've got love?
   
4.   Depends. You looking for a good time?
   

Other Women

How would you react if you heard I was bangin' 'em?

1.   I trust you not to do that, dear.
   
2.   Did you ever see "Fatal Attraction"?
   
3.   If you can gnaw through the straps, you can sleep with whomever you want.
   
4.   A little competition is good for business.
   

Honesty

Do you promise to always tell me the truth?

1.   Yes, dear.
   
2.   Yes, dear.
   
3.   Yes, dear.
   
4.   Yes, dear.
   

Ex-boyfriends

If we got married, do you intend to ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever talk to any of them again?

1.   Of course not, dear.
   
2.   How do you mean, 'ex'?
   
3.   How do you mean, 'talk'?
   
4.   How do you mean, 'boyfriends'?
   

Career

Would you feel overshadowed by my lucrative web-journalism career?

1.   If it makes you happy, it makes me happy, dear.
   
2.   Lucrative?
   
3.   I'd expect you to quit your job to stay home and make babies.
   
4.   These newer professions just can't compete.
   

Aging

When you get old, do you intend to get fat?

1.   Absolutely not, dear.
   
2.   Whaddya mean 'when you get old'?
   
3.   That's what liposuction is for.
   
4.   If I do, I can always become a madam.
   

Home

I come home from a two-week-long business trip. What's the first thing I hear you say?

1.   Oh, honey, I missed you. How was your trip?
   
2.   Don't forget to wipe your feet.
   
3.   Oh shit, my husband is home.
   
4.   It's so much easier to get work done when you're not around.
   

The Magna Carta

The Magna Carta was signed in this country.

1.   What is England?
   
2.   What is France?
   
3.   What is Zamibia?
   
4.   I'd like to use a Lifeline.
   

Intimate Relationships

How many times a week do you expect to put out?

1.   7
   
2.   8
   
3.   9
   
4.   More than 9
   

A little about yourself

Please answer the following:

What are three things a person can do that help you shine at your best? Three things that bring out the worst in you? Do you think children are an essential part of a happy marriage?

Please answer from the heart. [25 character max]

And the most important part

Please submit a picture of yourself in beachwear to marry-fajitas@folded.com.