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Category: Advice

December 28, 2006

The Heart Doth Break

-by Slipwater

Advice for those for whom advice doesn’t help.

August 26, 2006

How To Be a Modern-Day Spinster

-by Sassafras

“Old maid” is just an old term if you know how.

December 28, 2005

Comic Book Mommy

-by Sailor Mur

Dr. Spock’s tips on getting your child to love Mr. Spock.

October 29, 2005

They Aren’t Your Friends

-by Kumquat

When you’re balanced on the tightrope of work-life balance, remember…

December 25, 2004

No One Told Me

-by Crack

What happens after the afterbirth.

October 26, 2004

Father Tubby Finds Religion

-by Tubby

Tubby is born again… or maybe just born.

November 22, 2002

Ask Dr. Wombat: November ’02

-by Dr. Wombat

The advice column you need.

July 29, 2002

An Editor on the Edge: Ten Lessons For Editorial Survival

-by Kumquat

Kumquat offers proof she can proofread.

April 10, 2002

How to Drive a Bus Like You Own the F¿§#ing World

-by Sassafras

Why hold back when you’re at the wheel?

July 23, 2001

If Only They Had Asked Dr. Wombat

-by Dr. Wombat

Advice to the advice-givers.

June 6, 2001

Advice For New Fathers

-by Oy!

Bringing up Baby, Grumble-style.

February 24, 2001

Gi All That You Can Gi

-by Crack

Crack gets martial.

January 26, 2001

America Offline

-by The Big Jew

You’ve got hell.

September 7, 2000

Toots’ Handy Moving Tips

-by Toots

Packing up and shacking up.

July 1, 2000

Ask Dr. Wombat: July ’00

-by Dr. Wombat

The advice column you need.

February 28, 2000

Ask the Candidates

-by Dr. Wombat

The Doc interviews both of two evils.

January 13, 2000

Ask Dr. Wombat: January ’00

-by Dr. Wombat

The advice column you need.

August 16, 1999

Ask Dr. Wombat: August ’99

-by Dr. Wombat

The advice column you need.

March 5, 1999

Ask Dr. Wombat: March ’99

-by Dr. Wombat

The advice column you need.

January 15, 1999

Ask Dr. Wombat: January ’99

-by Dr. Wombat

The advice column you need.

October 21, 1998

In Defense of Lying to Your Mate

-by Oy!

Honesty is not always the best policy.

September 25, 1998

Get Someone to Leave You Alone

-by Toots

Stalker-prevention expert Toots explains how.

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