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		<title>The Wedding-Industrial Complex</title>
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		<title>Dump Him on His Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Are We In a Depression Yet?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2002 00:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Aging Heroes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2002 00:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lost in Translation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2001 00:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This song is... how you say?... catchy.]]></description>
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		<title>Boxed Starch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2001 00:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Macaroni &#038; cheese &#038; rice &#038; noodles &#038; insulin shots!]]></description>
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		<title>Toots&#8217; Handy Moving Tips</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2000 00:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Packing up and shacking up.]]></description>
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		<title>I Would Consider That Cheating</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 1999 00:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toots discusses her torrid affair with a guy named "Skippy".]]></description>
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		<title>Love, Sex, and Marriage in the Middle East</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 1999 00:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toots' version of "Romancing the Stone".]]></description>
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		<title>Get Someone to Leave You Alone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 1998 00:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stalker-prevention expert Toots explains how.]]></description>
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