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Set in 1930s Paris, Toots is looking for the man who brutally killed her younger sister. She won't take your shit but she will fall for you if you demonstrate your hard-nosed street smarts and solve the crime. Toots will appear in a low-cut evening gown in the "smoky nightclub" scene.
 

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