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Martini is a little dry. But refreshing. Although he's often visibly shaken. But olive us like him anyway. 'Cause he can be rather Cosmopolitan at times.

Ice Ice Baby II: A Damn Good ‘Caning

Like all things Southern-fried, it comes back to haunt you.

January 25, 2004

The Sequel to The Sequel to That Movie That Came Out

You know, that one that came after the other two.

November 8, 2003

The Soundtrack of Your Misspent Youth

Martini shows how he don’t stop believin’.

August 23, 2003

The Sequel to That Movie That Came Out

You know, that second one.

October 14, 2002

In the Rain

Sumo meets Papa.

April 10, 2002

We Were Stupid And We Liked It That Way

Martini shows he’s much wiser now.

January 8, 2002

Red (Card) in Tooth and Claw

When Mascots Attack.

That Movie That Came Out

You know, the one with those guys.

October 10, 2001

Who Wants to Be a Princess?

The royal pageantry.

September 4, 2001

Sash Test Dummies

July 10, 2001

A Short Discourse on Discourse

How to aim high when swinging low.

June 18, 2001

Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion

Name that loon!

March 5, 2001

Trample the Weak

Is the XFL DOA? Here’s the 411.

January 30, 2001

Handy Holiday Gift-Giving Guide

What to get that special someone?

January 26, 2001

Doin’ It All For the Nookie

Resisting a whole island of temptation.

June 1, 2000

Is That Your Final’s Answer?

The future of education.

March 24, 2000

Deconstructing Willy

The thin line between Marx and nougat.

January 13, 2000

A Letter from the Queen of England

In defense of propriety.

Instant Free Money Now!!!!

Who wants to watch bad game shows?

November 29, 1999

Maybe This Doesn’t Beat Working…

The future of education.

May 12, 1999

A Kid in the (Eye) Candy Store

Martini’s secret look at the world of sequins and Vaseline.

March 5, 1999

Lingo^®©™

Martini takes a classic game to its logical, post-modern extension.

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