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Fajitas: Brewer. Patriot. Savage. Literalist. Savage literalist. Likes: Waterskiing, cliffjumping. Dislikes: Men who aren't afraid to cry, dumb people. Quote: "Dammit, stop crying, you dumb person! I'm trying to waterski off a cliff!"

A Dissenting Opinion

A fair and balanced offering.

May 26, 2004

The All-in-One Movie Spoiler

(Warning: contains spoilers.)

August 22, 2003

Five Things I Want to Say To…

Fajitas has a few things on his mind. Five of them.

December 13, 2000

Incidents of Great Joy

Happiness is an annoying phone call.

November 9, 2000

Toto, I Have A Feeling We’re Not In Connecticut Anymore

Trojans! Skimpy clothing! It’s not what you’d think.

February 24, 2000

Who Wants to Mock a Multi-Millionaire?

Fajitas asks a simple question.

In Defense of Fish

Fajitas stumps for the accused.

June 28, 1999

My Star Wars Can Beat Up Your Star Wars

Lucas vs. Lucas.

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