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		<title>Only You Can Prevent Dinocide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 20:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if having walnut-sized brains wasn't bad enough.]]></description>
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		<title>Mashed Notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2003 21:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mish-mash of literary knickknacks.]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Paperback Writer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2003 21:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humility is always a best-seller.]]></description>
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		<title>My Penis Is Just Fine, Thank You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2002 21:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elfpants informs the Internet.]]></description>
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		<title>Episode II: Electric Naboogaloo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2002 21:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Hope or New Crap?]]></description>
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		<title>You Know What They Say About the Size of a Critter&#8217;s Feet&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2002 21:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elfpants gets wild and shaggy, since you know what they say...]]></description>
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		<title>My Heavy Metal Band Can Kick Your Heavy Metal Band&#8217;s Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2002 21:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He's got Ã¼mlÃ¤uts, and he's not afraid to use them.]]></description>
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		<title>Stream of Consciousness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2001 21:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please keep your head and hands inside the ride at all times.]]></description>
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		<title>Lovin&#8217;, Touchin&#8217;, Wheezin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2001 21:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don't stop believin' in a better playlist.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Think of the Title Last</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2001 21:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elfpants... uh....]]></description>
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