One from the vault
When Mascots Attack.
You know, the one with those guys.
After all, it’s only spilled milk.
He’s got ümläuts, and he’s not afraid to use them.
Through the keyhole and under the door they come.
We are living in her material’s world.
Rush Through Time
by David McLain
John Washington Thinks I’m A Bitch
by Soapsuds
Songwriter’s Blues
by Fish
My Letter From Moses Sussman, or How I Decided to Become a Communist
The Meat of the Matter
On Being Out of Step
by L. Burrow
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